I Hope This Works...
16 years ago
Sunday, December 7, 2008
what's the deal with cornuts?
they're neither corn... or nuts. Laurie wants me to write a stand up comedy routine for the open mic night at a local bar. I told her to shut her mouth, and then I died. But real talk, I couldn't do stand up comedy. I don't like to prewrite jokes, feels weird to me. Another reason is I wouldn't ever deliver the jokes the way they sound in my head. Well I'm gonna wrap this up because I'm writing on my iPod and I keep hitting the wrong key. BYE
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3 comments:
whats the deal with new jersey I mean come on its over 2000 years old! Gotta say that in Seinfeld voice.
you just spent a kick ass week with your brother and sisters and you have nothing to write about?? FOR SHAME, MATTHEW, FOR SHAME.
So a white guy's name is Lenny, and a black guy's name is Carl!
WHOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH
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